Tolkien–> Martin–> Jackson
I think JRR Tolkein could kick the crap out of George RR Martin. Tolkien went through a war when wars were actually fought by humans using snap-on blades on the ends of rifles. Martin, well, his battles are more personal and involve the daily struggle to get a foot into a pant leg. Grr Martin is a big guy and he isn’t getting any smaller with HBO feeding his need, but I feel he lacks the trench combat credibility that Tolkien brings to the table. Flip side, (Ser) Peter Jackson won the same fight Martin is facing, earning him a knighthood for combating personal potential heart disease. However, this is irrelevant. Side note though, I think Grr Martin would destroy Peter Jackson. To summarize: Tolkien–> Martin–> Jackson.
But I’m talking Tokens here. Not Tolkiens. While I’d love to wax rhetoric on the subject of butt humping elves, I have to mention tokens. Think about that for a minute…..what am I saying about elves? Do I want to butt hump them or do I think elves are butt humpers? Whatever, lets get back to token.
You may be wondering why we are all getting so crazy about making tokens. Whelp, for the Malifaux league we are gooch-deep into, a player can earn one achievement point if he makes a token for use in a scenario that he plays. This league month and the next each have two out of three scenarios with tokens. Hence, we are all amped up and crazy about small objectives. Now my figures have some biznez to do!!
MAAA!!! Tolkien is token’ up near my tokens!!!!
So I toked the bong and came up with some tokens. The caterpillar approves of this.
Claim Marker: Where the Guild goes, fun follows:
TNT, It’s dynamite:
Evidence to be destroyed…
Armoured Supply wagon for official Guild use only:
See you on the other side of the brush curve!
everything ok man!?
CloudFang said this on February 13th, 2013 at 4:02 pm
Never been better.
Hey, I invented up a new sex position. I call it “The Surveyor”. Want me to explain more?
thundernuts said this on February 13th, 2013 at 4:42 pm
pretty sure thats when you have sex with yourself while surveying stuff for your job. The potential of getting caught is high and thats why you like it..
Keep up the good work bro.
CloudFang said this on February 14th, 2013 at 9:19 am
Close, maybe that is what it used to be.
So basically the girl does a gymnastics bridge move. You sidle on in and put your arms akimbo. Then you survey the bridge to make sure its structurally sound.
thundernuts said this on February 14th, 2013 at 12:20 pm