I think JRR Tolkein could kick the crap out of George RR Martin. Tolkien went through a war when wars were actually fought by humans using snap-on blades on the ends of rifles. Martin, well, his battles are more personal and involve the daily struggle to get a foot into a pant leg. Grr Martin is a big guy and he isn’t getting any smaller with HBO feeding his need, but I feel he lacks the trench combat credibility that Tolkien brings to the table. Flip side, (Ser) Peter Jackson won the same fight Martin is facing, earning him a knighthood for combating personal potential heart disease. However, this is irrelevant. Side note though, I think Grr Martin would destroy Peter Jackson. To summarize: Tolkien–> Martin–> Jackson.
But I’m talking Tokens here. Not Tolkiens. While I’d love to wax rhetoric on the subject of butt humping elves, I have to mention tokens. Think about that for a minute…..what am I saying about elves? Do I want to butt hump them or do I think elves are butt humpers? Whatever, lets get back to token.
You may be wondering why we are all getting so crazy about making tokens. Whelp, for the Malifaux league we are gooch-deep into, a player can earn one achievement point if he makes a token for use in a scenario that he plays. This league month and the next each have two out of three scenarios with tokens. Hence, we are all amped up and crazy about small objectives. Now my figures have some biznez to do!!
MAAA!!! Tolkien is token’ up near my tokens!!!!
So I toked the bong and came up with some tokens. The caterpillar approves of this.
See you on the other side of the brush curve!