Live to CRUSH Romance Tip #1
Here at Live to CRUSH, we do not often give out tips for men to “wooo” the ladies. There are other more reputable places for that sort of info. However, every now and then a good idea creeps along and it would be criminal not to share it with the masses. This one is sure to please.
Step 1: Go the the grocery store and get one of those banana stickers that says “chiquita”, “dole”, or some notable banana farmer.
Step 2: Go home.
Step 3: Set the “mood” for the lucky lady.
Step 4: Secretly stick the sticker to your own banana. Make sure your banana is ripe.
Step 5: When she peels your clothes off, she’ll see the sticker and be wowed by your romantic forethought!
forethought ehh???? wierd… y’know keeping on the subject of banana stickers, there are some really weird ones out their right now.. for instance: yesterday i had one that was a guy with a bandana, sunglasses, a toothpick in his mouth, and a biker mustache. I would feel really really gay putting that on my banana (not that there is anything wrong with being gay). So:
step 6: make sure he sticker is appropriate to your sexual preference.
CloudFang said this on December 11th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
The crazy stickers are actually what inspired this idea! I had about 40 stickers from a single banana cluster and was trying to figure out what to do with them all.
Yes, your step 6 is pretty important. It should be an amendment to step 1 so you steal the right sticker up front.
Thundernuts said this on December 14th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Step 6 is a terrible time to determine whether the sticker aligns with your preferences. As long as that is done before step 5, I think you are ok.
wombatjuggernaut said this on December 14th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Just be happy you didn’t get a user action photo of fan trying it…..
Thundernuts said this on December 17th, 2009 at 12:04 pm