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Rhapsody of the Ages

I played a battle last night. It was the vanguard scenario from the general’s compendium with 2vs 1. Orcs and Beasts in an alliance to stop the lizardmen vanguard from reaching the marshall. Instead of writing a battle report with pictures I wrote/edited a song as this song became the theme for the night. Its a rhap to the song “Changes”. Thats musical license. Bards will sing it someday.

I see no changes all I see are lizzie faces
misplaced leadership making a disgrace to our races
Give tepok to the Nike who the hell cares
one more dispellin die thrown in the air
First send’em terror & let ‘em deal wit the chargers
give’em panic step back watch ‘em kill each other
I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each other
Animosity & unruly both the same mother
We gotta keep it real and work on cooperation.
Its a variation to the green nation.
My minds a mess and I’m tired of being wacked
All your wolf-bonez keep getting jacked.
Another skink coming with a jav to smack me up
wheres your orcs to back me up
flakk’em up
pimp smack’em up.
I gotta hold my own
the white slaan gettin stoned
but i tell the skinks that they cant touch this
I dont trust trees when they try to scout these
but thats the sound of my horns and they say it aint cool
but my B-lord aint raisin’ no fool
As long as I stay beast I gotta stay hacked
and I never get to 5 stack
cause I always gotta worry bout the 4 rack
Some skink that I roughed up way back
rollin on a steg after all these years
dat-dart-dart-dart-dart-dart. Poison.
Thats just the way it is.
Aww yeah

We lost too. In a real dramatic 7th turn stretch the jsod manages to skirt our dragon ogre-wolf chariot wall and reach the rallied SCOR messenger unit. It was pretty sick. One nation under a groove

~ by Thundernuts on Monday, 2 March 2009.

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  1. Cool report, is a little more dramatic in this way, like the song of a bard.